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View Article  Recommended Reading: The Cowboy and the Cossack by Clair Huffaker
UPDATED and bumped to the top.

It's time to change the recommended reading in the sidebar, so I thought I'd go with something completely different from the last book.

I'll just say right up front that this is the best western novel I have ever read.  Clair Huffaker (1926-1990) was an author of several books, and also wrote for many 1950s and '60s movies and TV series (such as Rawhide, Bonanza, and The Virginian).  Unlike just about every other "western" writer of her time, she was a woman.

When I first read this book, I assumed it was written by a man who had a name that sounded like a woman's name.  I assumed Huffaker was male because it was a western, and I had never heard of any female western authors.  Also because, even if a woman did write westerns, she wouldn't write them like this.  Feel free to accuse me of sexism if you wish.  When I first wrote this review, I wanted to make sure my assumption was correct, so I did some Googling and every reference I found said that Huffaker was female.  I was recently contacted by another fan who read my review who gave me some information that shows my initial assumption was correct:  Clair Huffaker was a man.  He lived in Santa Monica, California, and his wife's name was Norma Lee Fink.  Here is his picture:



I first read this book in junior high, when I friend of mine found a copy and loaned it to me.  Many years later, I was lucky enough to stumble across an identical paperback edition in a used book store, and was nearly giddy with delight at finding it.

The Cowboy and the Cossack is about a village in Siberia that needs cattle, so they buy a herd of 500 head from a Montana ranch.  The cowboys from the ranch drive the cattle to the coast where they are loaded on a ship, then take them across to the Siberian coast where they are met by a group of independent cossacks employed by the village.  The book begins just as they are about to make port in Siberia.  The cossacks make it quite plain that the cowboys' job is finished, and that the cossacks will take the herd from there.  The cowboys are just as adamant that their job isn't finished until the herd is delivered to their customers.  Eventually they decide to accompany each other into the Siberian wilderness to deliver the cattle.  At first they generally distrust each other, but as time goes by deep friendships are formed.  This is the kind of book that can make you laugh on one page and cry on the next.

The story is told in first person by a young cowboy named Levi Dougherty ("Ma wanted Levi and Pa wanted Strauss.  Ma won.")  He is the youngest, and seemingly according to his own opinion, the least experienced of the group.  During their journey, they encounter hostile and barbaric Tartars, Imperial Cossacks who work for the government and are therefore enemies, and a variety of dangerous and hostile wildlife.  The cowboys come to have a deep respect for the dedication and skill of the mounted, sword-bearing cossacks; likewise the cossacks come to respect the horsemanship and marksmanship of the Winchester-armed cowboys.  It also becomes clear that Levi isn't as incompetent as his self-effacing manner makes him out to be.  The leader of the cowboys always chooses Levi to perform especially difficult and dangerous tasks, and he always seems to succeed.

It seems that every book by Huffaker is out of print.  Even used copies command a high price online.  If you happen across a copy of this book in a used book store, you should buy it.  Don't even think about it, just buy it.

I think I should also mention for some of my readers:  this book has language that some may find objectionable.  Just so you know.
View Article  Five tons of flax
The AnarchAngel reports that Robert Anton Wilson has passed away.  I read not long ago that he was in failing health due to post-polio syndrome, the same affliction that claimed an aunt of mine a few years ago.

Wilson's Illuminatus! trilogy had a big influence on me.  I don't know if I can describe exactly why, but I guess I'll have to try.

This book was not like anything else I ever read.  I felt like my mind was changed by reading it, and that I was not the same person coming out of it as I was going in.  During my 20s, there was a space of a few years when it seemed that a switch was slowly being thrown in my mind, and I learned to see things differently and think about things differently than I had before.  This book was largely (although not solely) responsible.  Even though it is written as a spoof of conspiracy theories, it was very good at teaching me to see the hidden things behind the obvious things, if that makes any sense.

I have a cousin who is also an avid reader, and we often loaned books to each other.  I loaned him Illuminatus!  When he gave it back to me, he said, "Put this book in a safe place.  It's dangerous."  I knew exactly what he meant.

UPDATE:  Afterthought:  Robert Anton Wilson wrote my tag line.  I have used several different epigraphs, or tag lines, at the top of the blog.  But the one I have used the most by far is the one there now:  "A chronicle of vile and pernicious truths."  I had forgotten when I first wrote this post, but that is a direct line from Illuminatus!  There is a point in the book when one of its characters describes the book he is in as a "book of vile and pernicious truths."
View Article  Another sci-fi book meme
Found at Ride Fast & Shoot Straight.  I've done this kind of thing before, but what the heck.  I'll bold the ones I read.  Asterisking which ones I loved is kind of strange.  There were some I loved at the time but now am kind of ambivalent about.  There are none on the list that I started but didn't finish, nor are there any that I outright hated (although frikkin' Shannara comes pretty close).  But of course I have to comment on some of them.

The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
(plus Unfinished Tales, and all sorts of other stuff that most people haven't forced their way through, but not nearly as much as a friend of mine who is a real Tolkien scholar)
The Foundation Trilogy, Isaac Asimov
(plus the fourth book that I think finally finished the story)
Dune, Frank Herbert
(all of them, not counting the stuff that his kid churned out after he died--multiple times)
Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlein
(not a really huge Heinlein fan but I read this and a few others)
A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin
(the whole series)
Neuromancer, William Gibson
(I went through a phase during which I considered cyberpunk the only authentic sci-fi of the time--an opinion I no longer hold)
Childhood’s End, Arthur C. Clarke
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Philip K. Dick
(and lots of other PKD, for that matter)
The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
(and The Martian Chronicles is one of my favorite books)
The Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe
A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr.
The Caves of Steel, Isaac Asimov
Children of the Atom, Wilmar Shiras
Cities in Flight, James Blish
The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett
(several--how many, I'm not sure--of the Discworld books)
Dangerous Visions, edited by Harlan Ellison
Deathbird Stories, Harlan Ellison
The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester
Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany
Dragonflight, Anne McCaffrey
(the whole series, including hunting down all the short stories)
Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card
The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, Stephen R. Donaldson
(First and Second Chronicles--twice.  This is one series I "loved" at the time.  I heard he's putting out some new ones starring Thomas' son.)
The Forever War, Joe Haldeman
Gateway, Frederik Pohl
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, J.K. Rowling
(first three)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
(whole series)
I Am Legend, Richard Matheson
Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K. Le Guin
Little, Big, John Crowley
(had to try three times before I got the swing of it and read the whole thing)
Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
The Man in the High Castle, Philip K. Dick
Mission of Gravity, Hal Clement
More Than Human, Theodore Sturgeon
(don't think I read this, but my favorite of his is "The Cosmic Rape")
The Rediscovery of Man, Cordwainer Smith
On the Beach, Nevil Shute
Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke
Ringworld, Larry Niven
(and the sequel)
Rogue Moon, Algis Budrys
The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
(yep, see above)
Slaughterhouse-5, Kurt Vonnegut
Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
Stand on Zanzibar, John Brunner
The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester
Starship Troopers, Robert A. Heinlein
Stormbringer, Michael Moorcock
(all Elric books, all Corum books, all Hawkmoon books, the Jherek Carnelian books, but was never able to slog through the Jerry Cornelius books--tried twice)
The Sword of Shannara, Terry Brooks
(give me a break, this is fluff at best--sheesh--why didn't they just put "Urshurak" on the list?)
Timescape, Gregory Benford
(I tried to read something else by him once.  It stunk.)
To Your Scattered Bodies Go, Philip Jose Farmer

So there you are.
View Article  September recommended reading: The Island of Lost Maps
It's time to put another book on the sidebar.  I don't remember exactly how I got this one.  I think it was sort of an accident.  But it was good kind of accident.

The Island of Lost Maps is probably not for everyone.  If you read the comments at Amazon, you will see that it is sort of a love it or hate it kind of book.

It is the story of a map thief named George Bland.  He would go into libraries to examine rare books and rare maps.  Using a razor blade, he would deftly cut out the maps, roll them up under his clothes and abscond with them, to sell them on the black map market.  Bland was a "chameleon" who adopted several different identities and abandoned more than one family during his multi-year crime spree in which he stole maps worth a cumulative half a million dollars.

An unusual kind of crime, no doubt, and not particularly egregious when compared to other sorts of crimes.  Still, a bibliophile such as myself might feel some anger toward the way he casually and irreversibly damaged numerous antique books for money.  I would also say he is a colossal jerk for the way he left families behind for monetary gain.

The best thing about this book is that it gives insight into a sub-culture of which I was completely unaware and which I found quite interesting:  the world of map collectors.  As one reviewer said, "But he offers dry wit and a fine sense of the dark places in our contemporary landscape, and he successfully captures both the story of Bland's bizarre 'map crime spree' and the underexamined history and politics of contemporary cartography."

I had never even before given any thought to "the history and politics of contemporary cartography," and learning about it was...yeah, I guess I can say, fascinating.
View Article  More on Beyond Band of Brothers
I didn't get to barbecue today.  I had forgotten that the kids were invited to a mid-day birthday party at the city park, so I sat there in the shade, smoked a couple of pipes, drank some Mountain Dew, and read the new book for a couple of hours.

This book was written by Dick Winters.  Most readers of this blog have probably already read Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose--or at least seen the miniseries.  Winters is one of the men written about in that book.  Whereas Band of Brothers was written by someone who did extensive research and interviews,  Beyond Band of Brothers was written by the man who was really there.  His chapter about the D-Day landing is spellbinding.

Winters is an exceptional man.  I think there are few like him on the face of the earth.
View Article  Book Recommendation: Beyond Band of Brothers
Have just started a book today that I received a few days ago:  Beyond Band of Brothers:  The War Memoirs of Major Dick Winters.  I've only read through the end of chapter 2, but it's already quite riveting.

Here's just a tiny excerpt that I thought would be suitable for my usual kind of topic.
In mid January, the army picked up its pace and rapidly transitioned from a peacetime establishment to a wartime military force.  Six-day weeks gave way to seven-day workweeks.  This gave me the opportunity to observe some of the officers more carefully.  Most of the officers at Camp Croft had come directly from the Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC), including my platoon leader.  Neither he nor the other platoon leaders knew their jobs.  My frustration reached new heights one rainy day when a lieutenant came to teach our platoon about the new M-1 Garand 30-06 semiautomatic rifle, which the army was just fielding.  In giving the nomenclature and the operation of the new weapon, he picked up a 1903 Springfield rifle and spent forty-five minutes talking about the M-1.  The lieutenant didn't even realize he wasn't holding an M-1.  I thought this was impossible as no leader could be this dense.
I might do an actual review of this book when I finish it, since Eponym has some nifty pre-formatted review stuff built in here.

The book has lots of stories that were never told before.  For now, I'll just say that this looks like a book well worth reading.
View Article  100 must-read SF books, or so they say
Saw this at Wadcutter, so I thought I'd see which ones I've read.  I don't give much weight to these lists.  There are lots of books that I would probably put on such a list that other people wouldn't agree with, and I certainly don't agree with some of the books included here.

Phobos Entertainment - Top 100 SF Books
2. Foundation Written by Isaac Asimov (entire series, I think)
3. Dune Written by Frank Herbert (entire series, not including anything written by his son after his death)
4. Man in the High Castle Written by Philip K. Dick (sorry RAH fans, but Philip K. Dick is the Master)
6. Valis Written by Philip K. Dick (the trilogy)
7. Frankenstein Written by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
11. Cuckoo’s Egg Written by C.J. Cherryh
15. 2001: A Space Odyssey Written by Arthur C. Clarke
16. Ringworld Written by Larry Niven (and the sequel)
17. A Case of Conscience Written by James Blish
21. More Than Human Written by Theodore Sturgeon
27. The War of the Worlds Written by H.G. Wells
28. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Written by Jules Verne
30. The Time Machine Written by H.G. Wells
33. Neuromancer Written by William Gibson
38. Dragonflight Written by Anne McCaffrey (whole series)
39. Journey to the Center of the Earth Written by Jules Verne
40. Stranger in a Strange Land Written by Robert Heinlein
43. Blood Music Written by Greg Bear
46. I, Robot Written by Isaac Asimov
49. Brave New World Written by Aldous Huxley
51. 1984 Written by George Orwell
52. The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyl And Mr. Hyde Written by Robert Louis Stevenson
57. Startide Rising Written by David Brin (also Sundiver--which was the first book in this series--Startide is the second)
60. A Clockwork Orange Written by Anthony Burgess
61. Fahrenheit 451 Written by Ray Bradbury
68. Flatland Written by Edwin Abbot
70. Dragon’s Egg Written by Robert L. Forward (also the sequel)
79. The Martian Chronicles Written by Ray Bradbury
84. Alice in Wonderland Written by Lewis Carroll (and Through the Looking-Glass)
85. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Written by Douglas Adams (whole series)
91. I Am Legend Written by Richard Matheson

Only 31.  But then I've read lots of things not on the list.

Others that I would probably put on this list:
The Amber Series by Roger Zelazny
The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson
The Four Lords of the Diamond series by Jack L. Chalker
The Spellsinger series by Alan Dean Foster

Just kidding!  Heh heh.  That last one was just a sort of in-joke with one of the readers here. You know who you are.  But I'm serious about the other three.

I noticed that A.E.Van Vogt has a book on this list.  I read a book by this author once.  Unfortunately I no longer remember the title.  I considered it the biggest waste of time I had ever spent reading a book.  I was so disgusted with it that I didn't even take it back to the used book store to trade for another book.  I just threw it in the trash.

There are several authors on this list who I have read books written by, just not the specific book mentioned.  Saberhagen, Simak, and Cherryh come to mind.

Writing this up has made me think it's way past time to re-read my Theodore Sturgeon collection.  And I'll probably have more comments in the vein in a later post.
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