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View Article  Why it pays to drive a stick
A couple of erstwhile car thieves in Marietta, Georgia didn't quite have what it took to successfully complete their thievery:
Two U.S. car thieves failed to make their getaway in a car they had just stolen because they couldn't figure out how to use its manual transmission, a witness said on Wednesday.

The teenagers armed with a gun approached a man outside a pizza restaurant in Marietta, Georgia, late on Monday. They stole his wallet and the keys to his Honda Accord, got into the car but couldn't make it start because it had stick shift, according to John Williamson, 18, a restaurant employee.

"The kid was just sitting in the car trying to start it but he had no idea what to do. He looked dumbfounded. The only thing he had going was the radio," said Williamson who witnessed the scene.

While the thief was trying to start the car, restaurant employees called the police who arrived and caught the teenagers as they tried to escape into nearby woods.

Unlike many parts of the world, the majority of cars in the United States are automatic and many drivers are unused to driving "stick shift" vehicles, in which a clutch pedal must be depressed to change gear.
This from Reuters U.K., which must be providing some chuckles for those superior Europeans.

It's providing some chuckles for me, as well.
View Article  This is funny...
And by "funny," I mean "amusingly pathetic," of course.



The NY Times gives us a slide show of online gamer nerds and their avatars.

Some of their "special powers" are funny too.  One has "godlike powers" as a special power.  That must really come in handy.  Another one had "power hugs and ultimate wisdom."

Right.  I really don't care to speculate on what a "power hug" is.

Via The Agitator.
View Article  Blancoflage


Original caption:  "Soldiers from special force unit 'COE' take part in a military training exercise at the military base, near  Managua, June 13, 2007."

I wonder exactly what kind of background they are supposed to be camouflaged for.  I keep thinking it has something to do with a flour factory that's being used to hide a hoard of gold bullion or something like in the old Scooby Doo Mysteries.
View Article  When you really need to find some Bigfoot droppings...


Seen at Cryptomundo.
View Article  At last, Automan finds a mate... (update)


What, you don't remember Automan?  I'll admit it wasn't quite up to the level of "Manimal," but still.

UPDATE:  Reuters has video.
View Article  Some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground
1,683 Guitarists Play 'Smoke on Water':
Some came from as far away as California and Germany on Sunday to take part in a Kansas City radio station's effort to break a Guinness world record for the most people playing the same song simultaneously. The record had been 1,323 people playing the same song in Vancouver, British Columbia, in 1994.
Next week:  More than 1,800 guitarists to converge on Kearney, Nebraska for a mass rendition of "Sweet Child of Mine."  And one guy in the back with a keyboard playing "Jump."
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