"If you bring forth what is within you,
what you bring forth will save you.
If you do not bring forth what is within you,
what you do not bring forth will destroy you."
--The Gnostic Gospel of Thomas

Sometimes I have to bring forth what is within me.


I would like to suggest a third alternative.

The "X" on the bottom is for those who want to also practice their Spencer.

A Spencer is like a Mozambique, except the first two shots go into the crotch instead of the chest.  Named after Sondra Locke's character in Sudden Impact.  If you've never heard of that expression before, it's because I made it up.

For any readers of this blog who weren't around this time last year, my post from this day last year is here.

I have been going over and over this post to try and make it say what I want it to say.  I almost  deleted it because I thought it might offend some people who I do not wish to offend.  However, I am certain that others who I do wish to offend will find it offensive.  So up it goes.  This is a sticky post that will remain at the top for the day.  Scroll down for newer posts.