A spoken song, really. A background of music with spoken words. The music was performed on a shamisen, I think, or possibly a koto. One of those things I managed to memorize long ago but failed to remember the person who wrote or performed it. I haven't been able to google anything about it.
Well, there was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal,
And they were living by the Golden Gate.
Freezing their nose
And wearing leather clothes
And dealing every way but straight.
They had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat,
And everything was going fine.
Until, into their life,
On a moonless night,
Come the man
Who got no sign.
He roared right in
Like some evil wind
And he rolled himself a righteous smoke.
And as the thunder crashed,
And the lightning flashed
He took a toke
And spoke...
He said he was born in an astrological warp,
When the stars refused to shine.
On the cusp of nowhere and nevermore:
He's the man that got no sign.
So he told a story of an endless search
To find his missing part.
But Scorpio Sal, she just smiled at him, and
Tried to do his chart.
But Pisces Ben, who was Jim's best friend,
Said, "Man...you must be blind.
You better grab your knife,
And take the life
Of that man
What got no sign."
And so, it happened...
And his blood ran...
Soaked the ground...
The arrest was made by Sheriff Slade,
An Aquarius through and through.
But the jailer was a Sagittarius
And he beat Jim black and blue,
And as they dragged him up the courthouse stairs,
They said, "Jim, how do you plead?"
Jim said, "Man, the moon's in Virgo, so
Blame no fault on me!"
Well, the jury all was Libras,
So you know they were more than fair,
But his lawyer was Aries,
And an Aries just don't care.
And the judge, he was a Cancer,
And a Cancer's got no friends.
But the hangman
Was a Taurus,
And that's where
The circle
Ends...
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Saturday night poetry: The Man Who Got No Sign
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Re: Saturday night poetry: The Man Who Got No Sign
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on Tue 29 Apr 2008 10:38 PM CDT | Permanent Link
These lyrics are by Shel Silverstein. I believe that he wrote another, somewhat more raunchy version, as a poem that was published in Playboy magazine. I have a clear recall of the line "I was born one night when the moon was bright but the stars refused to shine. On the cusp of nowhere and nevermore, I'm the man who's got no sign." I used to get a lot of laughs with that bit back in the 60s when someone would ask me what my sign was.
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