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Or girl next door tries to go Goth, but can't shake the girl next door.

Another bogus quiz, but for some reason I thought this was pretty funny.  Keep hitting the button without changing any answers and you'll keep getting different celebs.

First I got Kelly Rippa.  Way too bubbly, although not unattractive.  Then I got Jessica Simpson.  More bubbly, except all air and no soap.  Then Demi Moore, which actually...hmmm...no, nevermind.

And then Avril.  I have no idea why this is so funny, but I'm still cracking up about it.  Maybe I'm just tired.  Maybe it's the vampire makeup.  But you know, without all that vampire mascara she looks like this.  See what I mean about girl next door?

However, since I'm married and old enough to be her eccentric uncle, I really have no opinion on the matter.

(Seen in various places, which you've probably already seen, too).

This just cracked me up.  From UPI - British pubs in need of aromatic makeover:

The Sunday Times of London said a lack of cigarette smoke in British pubs has revealed the quite unpleasant odor of sweat and stale beer, prompting one company to begin placing fresher scents inside the pubs its manages.

Included among the unique smells now filling Mitchells & Butlers pubs are freshly cut grass and a pleasant ocean breeze.

Oliver Devine, a marketing manager, said such smells became necessary once the true smells of pubs were laid bare by the smoking ban.

"Appetizing food smells have increased but others are less attractive, such as stale food and beer, damp, sweat and body odor, drains and -- how do you put this nicely? " Devine said, "flatulence."

I'd take the smell of Escudo over flatulence any day.  Heck, I think I'd even rather smell Half & Half.

Fresh cut grass doesn't do a thing for me.  That smell is nothing to me but a signal that I'm about 5 1/2 seconds away from a minor allergy attack.  And as for "pleasant ocean breeze," I assume they've somehow managed to create it without any trace of dead fish.

Via Nobody's Business.

"walther p22 take down a bear"

I suppose they mean that it's hard to strip this gun.  I don't think it's all that difficult.  But still, the search string is funny the way it looks.